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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

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sharing this beautiful piece from my twt because i feel like this deserves at least like 5 likes okay

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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heyy can i sleep inside your ribcage tonight? yea, I’ll need to bring my special blanket and an extra pillow too. sorry if i mumble a little in my sleep

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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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Sentient ham

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This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

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when did bunlith's waist get more snatched than a baby from a crib 🫣🏖

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Me: yeah I don’t actually think I’m super kinky. I mean I’m probably more kinky than the average person, but I don’t think I’m - *sees a knife and gets so hard I pass out*

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girls love runes and sigils and rituals and knives and skulls and blood