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It's so annoying when you get a song stuck in your head, especially when it's just one line over and over.

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Quinn’s wardrobe → hat

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Text → Naris.

Paris: I'm gonna pretend that isn't sarcasm.

Paris: The magic of texting.

Nadia: You do that, snowflake.

Nadia: I do need to talk to you though. I mean, it can be over text like this but I'd rather see you.

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How are you supposed to react when I total stranger compliments you? Not sure if flattered or freaked.

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Text → Naris.

Paris: Because I'm so flyeth.

Nadia: Suuure you are, baby, sure.

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Text → Naris.

Paris: Accidentally made most of the school think I came out and I'm now gay.

Paris: I blame you and the copious amounts of Pitch Perfect I had to watch.

Paris: You're my boyfriend now.

Paris: Pronounced boyfran cause I'm so fab.

Paris: Can you keep up baby boi~

Nadia: Why am I somehow not surprised by any of this.

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Doubt it, he seems pretty strict. God knows what he'd do if anyone tried. Here's hoping uniform doesn't become a thing. Ew, that's a creepy thought, people listening in. It does, especially since we can't go over to other people's now, so I can't see Paris as much but with any luck we'll be out of there soon. How's it all going with you anyway, you had an appointment didn't you?

Yeah!  I don’t know if you ever saw what I had to wear, but it was hideous.  I always rolled up my skirt and decorated but I don’t think he’d allow that.  Wow, I hope I’m not giving him any ideas since security is always watching.  Who knows how many cameras she’s installed.  It must suck to live in the dorms now.

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With the ugly skirts that go all the way down to their ankles? 

Well if it’s up to this guy, they’ll probably be like what Catholic high schoolers wear.

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If it gets them off our backs then I wouldn't mind looking a bit daft, really. I don't get why he's changing so much, things were fine before.

Lick the back then slap them onto our foreheads. It’ll look stupid but it’ll be effective.

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Maybe we should just stick our ID's onto our heads and they might leave us alone.

It’s irritating for sure.

I just want to get to class, not be stopped every 5 steps.

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❞ I am a SF-bred girl who would live my entire life down the rabbit hole in a world of nonsense, but due to the low probability of me ever finding that damn hole, I use my vivid imagination every day and refuse to ever truly grow up. Not all the way! That wouldn’t be fun! Why not embrace a life like Peter? I love what I do, I love to see a smile turn a smile turn a smile. Life is too short, too melancholy for some. I’d like to try to diffuse that as much as I can. 

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It's actually impossible to get from one place to another without being stopped now. Excuse me if I don't have time to show you a silly piece of plastic, I have classes to get to. This is so stupid.

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Oh God, imagine the uniform they'd come up with for this place. Some of the ones they have in the parks are pretty awful as it is.

That’s because none of you went to private school.  At least he doesn’t make us wear uniforms.

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They should consider a new slogan. Happiest place on Earth my ass, everyone seems pretty miffed.