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ditto · 5 years ago

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angel to god, looking at hominids: look what theyve done. theyve fucked up a perfectly good spine is what they did. look at it it’s got concave curves

#edited for accuracy

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ditto · 5 years ago

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tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

#OH I LOVE THIS

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ditto · 5 years ago

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College is like you’re vibing with the only girl in a class talking about music and then shes like “I don’t support abortion” and then you have to continue to see this person multiple times a week

#goddddddddddd

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ditto · 5 years ago

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Fun fact: I went to name this clip and it counted Homestuck as inappropriate language.

#FAV #HOMESTUCK

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if you don’t live in the south and you’ve been to disneyworld you’re bougie

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vriska.,.......really did nothing wrong

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i feel like u can tell a lot about a person by where they sat in the classroom, so reblog with where u sat and ur star sign, i’m back of the room by the windows taurus

#eridan #very back on the side closest to the professor #very back on the side furthest from the prof is where the loud ppl sit and i do wanna fuckin learn #rly just dont like having people behind me so i sit further forward as long as theres empty desks behind me

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being a covid student is just “you are going to be tested harder on a worse education while periodically getting emails about how there are OnLy 3 PoSiTiVe CoViD CaSeS sO fAr"

#im about to mcfreakin lose it get outta yo mind

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my followers who have been here since i made this blog in 2012 watching me make zero impact over the course of 8 years:

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*impulse fantasias to catgirl just to feel something in this world* *also if you understand what this post means my hitman is coming for you as we speak*

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ditto · 5 years ago

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MUTUALS PLEASE STOP DDOSING ME IM TRYING TO MAKE A QUIZLET SET FOR ORGO

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I HATE THIS TIMELINE BRO

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bro my house has been having wifi issues for the past week and deadass just found out its because we are literally a target for a DDoS attack i.

#*insert domino meme of 'dad finds ebay has really cheap computer parts in 1990* to *daughter cant join zoom lecture because her #fucking INTERNET IS BEING DDOSED*

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if you experience depression, reblog with your opinion on:

plain tortilla chips eaten with nothing on them

eating cereal by the handful, straight out of the box

cold, 4-day old leftovers

peanut butter straight out of the jar

eating two slices of bread

#THE GOOD SHIT | not rly | depends on what it is | NOOOOOO CURSED UNGODLY WHOMST DOES THIS | yes but ;_;

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crying in a zoom call to own the libs

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if you are nostalgic for high school you're a narc

#if you have positive to neutral feelings on high school you're a narc

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you're laughing. they changed me from wet food to dry food and you're laughing.

#every raccoon i worked with this summer #colorized (2020)

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