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Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

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Today was exhausting.

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y’all ever want a pretty girl to just.. boss u around a little bit

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fuck yall and your bad boys. wheres my bad girls. wheres my secretive and mysterious love interest. wheres my outcast gf. wheres my cat rescuing, leather wearing, motorcycle riding wife???

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When did the holidays get so stressful. Lol it was so much easier when one of us wasn’t talking to our families.

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Side effects may include loss of family, loss of friends, unemployment.

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Sit on my lap and kiss me

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@cubern

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If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?

Ghostpuppers!

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girls are just so [clenches fist] fucking pretty

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Because i like you.

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reblog if ur gay and ur in a mood™ tonight