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“poison is the coward’s weapon” boo hoo sounds like someone’s sodium channels are easily inhibited

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june starts tomorrow so kink at pride discourse posts will rise and before that begins i just want to say that yr face isnt on cctv if its under a pup mask. so i think we should all start wearing pup masks not just to pride but to all forms of politically inclined march

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wow i missed painting shit on fabric and staring at it for hours in awe of my ability

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theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

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I think we as queer people all know the “oh” moment where you realize you’re not straight/cis but no one talks about the “goddamnit not again” moment where you thought you completely figured out your gender/sexuality only for you then to discover another label and have to start the whole process over again

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Ppl are already getting those damn number tattoos from season 4 of Stranger Things and like…so y’all dont see the issue? Hello?

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dracula daily for moby dick but it takes three years bc that’s how long they were on the pequod

edit: go subscribe (link in bio)

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A lot of large families who have 4 or 5 only girls or only boys are probably that large because one or both of the parents wanted a child of the other gender but eventually gave up.

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Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

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had an idea

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For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

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stop judging transfems worth and validity by how "passing" their voices are.

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This is your sign to change your Harry Potter URL. This is your sign to edit your house out of your bio. Trans people are going to see you in their notifs and worry you’re a terf or block you. Edit your blog description. Come up with another handle. Thank you.

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never gonna stop thinking about this