ditzyfemme

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chat dont ever fuck a goth tgirl i just woke up and my dick was locked in a tiny bloodborne mensis cage

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growing up as a closeted lesbian trans girl is so bizarre bc you really will leave everyone around you shocked and confused thinking why is that faggot straight

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you gotta form economic blocs with your mutuals.

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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

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Dude if it was 2021 we could call it 20Bunny1

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Dude if it was 2021 we could call it 20Bunny1

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Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

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so excited for these three new emojis in particular

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That trans girl mutual you think is so cool? The one you have a huge crush on? Yeah I have some bad news for you buddy. She's taken. She's dating a she/they. That she/they is on here too and their blog consists entirely of the most unfunny normie reblogs you have ever seen in your life. Some real "what is Harry Potter was in the TARDIS" type shit. And they're monogamous. They're monogamously e-dating. They call each other "my wife" sometimes too so it's hard to tell but they might actually be monogamously e-married. You can fix her. Only you can save her. Slide into her DMs right now.

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Commissioned by @girldong

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of course socialism would eliminate a lot of shitty jobs that do nothing good for anybody but it would also make a lot of existing shitty jobs so much more bearable. i don't know anyone who works in retail or data entry who wouldn't be ten times happier doing the exact same tasks but knowing that their labour results in an actual benefit to society and not extra profit for the corporation they work for. and also maybe not being treated like subhumans by their bosses who can decide if they live or starve

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Manhattan, New York (1991)

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This is makign me sick why are the devs taking off his hat every frame and putting it back just to do it again for the rest of his life. do you think its funny? you sickos you freaks leave him alone you dont deserve him

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