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important update: I had a dream last night that I was eating trail mix and Bucky Barnes asked if he could have some and I said yes but then he just picked out all the m&ms in the bag. anyway that’s all. have a good night.

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Think I’m going to be taking a break from tumblr/social media for a bit. Going through a lot health-wise and need to prioritize actually resting instead of being on my phone to avoid thinking about my problems 🥲

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Picking out what earrings I’m going to wear is the only thing keeping me somewhat sane in the morning.

Like yeah life sucks but at least my earrings are cute and fun. Even if the rest of me looks and feels like an overcooked lobster.

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the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

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A customer asked for pickles on their sub and I (dumbass) reached for the cucumbers. They quickly went “oh, no, I want pickles!” and I immediately said “they could’ve been pickles. in another life” ????? Why did I get hired????????

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Dog left the dentist 😔

There’s a dog in the dentist yall

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why do I have a dedicated Wednesday button on tumblr

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There’s a dog in the dentist yall

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'Oh wow, I wonder who gave me all these notes?'

The faithful mutual:

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Had a dream last night that I spilled water on my bed and the mattress molded. Anyway a few days later Harley Quinn broke into my house with a giant robot-plant guy and said he could get rid of the mold for me. But the robot plant had just been born and didn’t know how to swing from the curtains so we had to teach him that first. Then he fixed my mattress.

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The summer I turned insane

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The boys joined me to work :D I got to wear my own art dude that’s so sick. Did I immediately go to my adult coworkers who are like nearly 10+ to me and just show them my doodles? Yes I did. Did they all go wow that’s so gay aiko? Yes they did 😭😭 clocked my tea unfortunately

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rare cyclops of joy and whimsy i drew in magma

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can't sleep so here's Marilyn in an x-men evolution inspired art style

she would've been an absolute menace in x-men evo, good thing she was already out of high school when she was recruited

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I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor