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I both expected you to come and am surprised to see you, Son of Hades
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May is Minty month!
Here is Minty with quite a lot of Minter Wonderland Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.
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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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I was compelled by some sort of curse maybe to do nothing but make this for the past day and a half.
@reliqvia tagging op because it wouldn't let me put videos in the reblog
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i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before
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Kitty Kitty was begging me to turn the sink on, but I was running so hard on autopilot that I didn't register that she wanted the sink to be Just A Little On, and I ended up turning it on full blast while her head was right under the faucet. Luckily she, like me, only possesses 3 brain cells, so she didn't consider getting upset, and instead just stared at me while purring as her forehead became increasingly drenched and I realized what I had done.
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Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)
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“dont put celebrities on a pedestal” what do you suggest I do with HIM then.
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lets spend a sunny afternoon in the forest with mama
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