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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

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maidcore trio is done

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Wailord from Pokémon Black 2 / White 2

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who is she

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I'm going to the Hardware Store

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http://sone.hannnari.com/ya.html

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anomalocaris is a maid

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i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

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OMG the scan utility I had to use to get these JPEGs into my computer wouldn’t let me select a 3-digit DPI … Does anything in this world make sense?? Anyway, Coward learns of the stupidity inherent to moralizing addiction

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Yakui's Hotel Visit

Once you check into these dark places, you can never leave...

Yakui the Maid x Molchat Doma