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hows yuri goin

Not very well. I’m currently doing research on how to get through hell safely.

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Would you ever want to try one of them on?

Nahhh. Not my thing. There was an outfit on the back of a magazine I saw that looked enticing though… some sort of cat ear getup with and frilly dress? That sounds great.

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hey uhm.. you like toxic yuri right?

Well uhmm im.. a girl and . You can be toxic to me idk how to rizz up people

@street-vivid

You have my complete and undivided attention. Throw in a mortal beer and we’re sealed. Then I will become entirely parasitic and require you basically take care of me while I complain and berate you the whole time. And no, I’m not insecure! I swear!

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A... Maid café? I have never tried one of these. I hope the food is good!

It’s great, actually! The best mortal food there is… also, these outfits are kinda funky. And everyone’s really kind! Nobody questions anything.

Also did I mention the outfits-

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>How we got in. I just teleported, and I suppose I could take you too…

Please do, I have no idea how I got here

Okay. Just gimme a sec…

There’s a split second where you can’t see anything. When you open your eyes, you’re at a maid cafe.

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>Hey, do you want to come back to this after we do some… actual research? I know a pretty good mortal cafe we can try…

That's... Probably a good idea. Yeah we should do that

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How do we go back?

How we got in. I just teleported, and I suppose I could take you too…

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Well...

Fuck

Yep.

Hey, do you want to come back to this after we do some… actual research? I know a pretty good mortal cafe we can try…

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>Sure. Sure. If only there were a conveniently placed door to the lowest level around here… alas, I doubt that exists.

You're God. Can't you create one?

Hell follows… slightly different rules. It’s imbued with a special type of energy that negates anything holy… including anything I could do.

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I-I'll be fine! I'll be fine...

Sure. Sure. If only there were a conveniently placed door to the lowest level around here… alas, I doubt that exists.

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*She looks pretty shaken up*

O-Oh dear

Yeah. Yeah. Another part of the reason I tried to go alone-did I mention that part? I don’t think I did. What do you mortals call it-heart attack? I don’t want you to get one.

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I... Don't know how. I just walked thinking of hell, and here I am. I have no idea how I got here.

Oh, have you seen them already? What happens to them?

They’re monsters. Hideous. Terrifying. I… I don’t think I care to describe them. You’ll see soon enough.

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*The girl runs up to you*

Sorry it took me so long. I have arrived!

FINALLY! Thank— well, thank me, I guess… so how do we get down there? And why do you know how? Those demons are pretty terrifying… it’s scary what happens to sinners…

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*You see a girl, on her early 20s seemingly. She is waving*

… why is there a human in hell. What are you?! What are you doing here?!

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sanest himejoshi

If you insult me again, I can literally smite you. Also, what’s wrong with being a himejoshi? I’m completely sane!

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Alright, joining you as soon as I can

These things are terrifying… please hurry! :(

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You don't need to surprise me, I will give it my all regardless

I’m stuck on the third layer. Give me some time.

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HEY WHY DID YOU GO WITHOUT ME I TOLD YOU TO GIVE ME A HEADS UP

I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOH SO THE YURI QUALITY WOULD BE HIGHER!