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there is nothing i love more than the people in tumblr’s downdetector comment section  

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i am once again stealing random quotes for my minecraft roleplay obsession

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I’ve been learning how to use rpg maker mv in my spare time! (yes. Behold the adhd tornado that is my mind) 

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the hatred i have for the reese's pieces advertisement voice guy character is. insane and slightly irrational. fuck you i CAN handle six layers watch me. ill make you sorry asshole. pompous little arrogant bitchass face. how’s it feel knowing ur face is going to have a crater the size of my fist? yeah yeah little boy then you’ll know next time never to disrespect me fucking dumbass . may the chocolate in your reese’s always be lumpy and may your peanut butter cups always melt in your hands. amen.

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if you see me going through each post in the karlnapity tag and liking it you need to mind your own goddamn business ok

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sunrises (quick writing piece)

Everything you’ve built. Your country, your family, your honor, and the freedom you fought for. Everything you sacrificed for it. All of it, until one day it doesn’t even matter anymore. You’re tossed aside, used and useless. Everyone’s staring at you, inspecting you, all thinking to themselves, “What’s this guy gonna do?”. None of them believe in you. The words they keep saying to you, dumb and meaningless, just pile up and up until the paranoia is almost unbearable. Traitor, traitor, who’s a traitor? Close your eyes, blink, open them again, oh no! Another traitor. 

And yet no one cares. They all think you’re the traitor. They think you’re the bad guy here, despite you were the one being robbed. Hell, it’s in your name ‘vilbur’. So why should you prove them wrong? Why not prove them right? Be the goddamn villain you were written to be, after all, you have no more control over your own story. And you cant stand the thought of someone else having control of it, so what do you do? You blow it up. That’s what. 

You blow up anything and everything that reminds you of them and it. You swear to the very last day that you will never let them have a happy ever after again. And so you make them pay. You hold the cold, empty knife and beg for someone to stab you. And they do, you never see him cry. It’s all so very dark. But the dark is lovely. 

“Why would anyone ever become a villain, Wil?”

“Tommy, have you ever looked at the world, all it’s injustices and pain, and thought to yourself, “If I could tear it all down I could build it up better.”?”

“No, not really.” he replied quietly after thinking to himself for a bit.

“Then you would never be a villain.” And you smiled and ruffled his hair, and that was the end of that. Onto a new day, a new plot maybe, a new sunrise. What a shame you won’t ever see another sunrise again.

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some people think biden won the election.

others think trump did.

but, deep down, we all know the bezos can eat shit.

Help us kick Bezos in the dick

Boss Baby Bezos is at it again! Amazon opened a union busting website for people to report workers unions, so lets do the world a favor and waste Jeff’s time, money, and life energy (I hope) by spamming his website with bogus reports. Eat shit, Jeff.

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“Why does my slime says KINKY all the time??” I’m DYING

my aesthetic is people commenting wildly different things on bootlegs so it doesn’t get taken down

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Listen guys,,,

I’m obsessed with the fact that c!Techno’s chat are actual voices in his head. Like, this man actually canonized it. Pog

And I was like “wow, that would be pretty cool if that happened with the other streamers, too!”

So I uh… I came up with headcanons for each streamer’s chat… And just like how only Techno can hear the voices in his head, the others can only hear their voices

- c!Dream: his chat is just a little army of white blob guys that follow him around! They chill on his shoulders and whisper “pissbaby” and “simp” at him all day long. But recently, no one’s really seem them around…

- c!George: I was gonna say mushrooms speak to him, but I really like the idea of like… small fairies always flying around him 🥺they love to call him Gogy! They kept tugging at his clothes during the Manberg vs. Pogtopia War to get him to participate, but he ignored them up until the very end

- c!Sapnap: this man’s a pyromaniac so any sort of fire speaks to him. He’s also got small fireballs that sorta float near him and constantly want to fight him

- c!Philza: oh the wind definitely whispers to him. They like to play with his robes and help boost him into the air with his elytra. They also tattle on the other Sleepy Bois. Philza will be chopping down some wood when the wind’ll come and let him know that Tommy has stolen Techno’s crown and won’t give it back. They also help and warn Philza of unexpected guests

- c!Wilbur: the shadows whisper to him, but that’s fine

- c!Tommy: I was stuck on Tommy (so if you have any other ideas, let me know!) but I like the idea of his chat coming out of other people’s mouths. Like, he’ll randomly be talking to Dream when all of a sudden Dream shouts “DON’T TRUST HIM, TOMMY!” It freaks him out every time and he tries to ignore them. If there’s no one else around, the voices force themselves out of his own mouth. Tommy doesn’t like being alone.

- c!Tubbo: bees, of course

- c!Quackity: guys 🥺ducks!!! Just imagine little ducklings following Quackity around,,,

- c!Fundy: foxes, of course

- c!Ranboo: endermen, of course

- c!Antfrost: cats, of course

- c!Niki: 🥺flowers speak to her,,, which is why she loves being in the flower shop. Or like, she’ll be on her way to L’Manberg when a nearby Poppy just says “hi Niki! How are you?” and she’ll have a little chat with it!! After the Manberg vs. Pogtopia War, all the flowers in L’Manberg froze when she uncovered that piece of TNT. They called out for her to run while she still could, and wilted when everything was blown up anyway

- c!Eret: water! He loves to take long walks in the rain and alongside rivers just to hear what they have to say. But also consider: rainbows

- c!Bad: for some reason, words magically etch themselves into the walls around him. They don’t freak him out anymore, but they used to. Especially when they used to bully him. But they’re much nicer now! The curse words that sometimes appear, though, make him think that someone’s playing some kind of prank on him

- c!Skeppy: his voices come from a singular diamond that he carries around in his pocket. It’s like carrying around a speaker phone, except there are so many people on the other end. They like to watch him play pranks on Bad

- c!AwesamDude: guys, imagine little creepers following him around… He’ll randomly go “MMMMMMMMMM ME GUSTA” and the small army of little creepers will all respond with “MMMMMMMMMM–”

- c!Karl: music speaks to him! It’s like the music notes are a language that he can understand and respond to. They like to sing and compliment his laugh and laugh at all his antics

That’s all I got, but if you guys have anymore ideas, feel free to share! I tried not to make all of them have little creatures that follow them around because it gets kinda old. Like, I love the idea of the wind speaking to Philza

Idek if anyone else is interested in this idea, but I’ve fallen in love with it so <:

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reblogging ‘cuz i need to save this like wHY WAS I NEVER TOLD TO DO WARM-UPS AND ALL OF THIS SORCERY

being a self-taught artist with no formal training is having done art seriously since you were a young teenager and only finding out that you’re supposed to do warm up sketches every time you’re about to work on serious art when you’re fuckin twenty-five

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i thought i was all caught up and i slept for like two seconds and now so much shit happened?? tommy is exiled?? tubbo betrayed tommy?? is eret king?? someone told me tubbo is canonically pregnant??? 

i missed one stream, one stream i swear 😭😭

a moment of silence for all the new dream smp fans who are probably frantically trying to catch up on months worth of chaotic lore rn

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS