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My only post-succession theory is that in a move directly paralleling Charles Guiteau and Garfield, Connor Roy shoots Menken for not actually making him an ambassador and Menken proceeds to die due to an easily avoidable infection. Connor Roy proclaims he has saved democracy and his trial turns into a whole dog and pony show with him constantly running through lawyers before finally defending himself.

However unlike Garfield, Menken's death is ultimately ruled to be from medical malpractice and Connor gets a manslaughter charge.

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A lot of how they did it IS like wow that’s how death is, it’s sudden and banal and you don’t get to control it even if you are rich and powerful. But then the other part of that was so good is that they really made you feel the sudden absence of Logan. He was this huge presence who filled up the screen and then the moment he dies he’s gone. We don’t see him. It’s like this sudden vacuum. For a split second when tom first called I was like “wait is it a joke? Is Logan pranking them?” And it’s like SO GOOD that they were able to make us feel exactly like the siblings it’s so good

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Russian roulette

click a letter above. if you get a Rick roll, you live. If you get something else, you die.

Tag if you’re alive or dead, and if you’re dead, what killed you?

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I just had a dream about Succession and it ended with Roman (who my POV was with) getting strangled to death by Gerri for fucking the deal they were trying to make (note: Shiv also fucked the deal, Kendall was too busy imagining himself alone on a gameshow soundstage to fuck the deal).

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there is doubt afoot at Worcestershire Royco

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i’m sorry but connor roy makes sense to me as a cocksucker more than any other succession character. he is the one with the homosocial blinders of a particular generation / is most aligned with a particular strain of masculinity which would plausibly be (I THINK) completely comfortable with gay sex while not Identifying As Gay. he’s just the kind of guy to get it on at a sauna and not have a crisis

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Absolutely obsessed with "I am going to tear you apart like human string cheese." I might start using that one

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I NEED CON MOM BACKSTORY NOW WHAT

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YES KARAOKE IS REAL!!!

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Why is there all of this fucking pizza?

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PLEASE LET MY SUCCESSION KARAOKE EPISODE DREAM COME TRUE.

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TOGAN WIN 2!!!!

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TOGAN WIN!!!

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Yippee succession Sunday !

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“hey have you found the gift from my kids?”