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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

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bro i,m like two squeaks old

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I love Tumblr blogs because there's just a random frightening ghoul that says nothing yet we all love them

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I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

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IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE BUT THERE ARE NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOVIANS: GET IN THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAB YOUR SWIMSUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOMESTUCK

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Please please please don't click those phishing texts

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I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

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inspired by a friend misspeaking

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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

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I hope this vampire bat running on a treadmill will make your day better

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

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i never post on here but i would like to take a moment for Him