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dizzybevvie · 7 hours
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do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for
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you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?
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dizzybevvie · 7 hours
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cmon child safety lid you know it's me
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dizzybevvie · 7 hours
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No but seriously. Normalize finding love in your 40's. Normalize discovering and chasing new dreams in your 30's. Normalize finding yourself and your purpose in your 50's. Life doesn't end at 25. Let's stop acting like it does.
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i really believe that discussing the character with someone who shares ur interpretation is the closest u can get to modern day philosophy. we are like plato and aristotle but talking about a fictional guys trauma
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dizzybevvie · 7 hours
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What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.
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dizzybevvie · 8 hours
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dizzybevvie · 8 hours
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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
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dizzybevvie · 8 hours
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how much screen time do you have per day?
i never wanna think about that in my whole life
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dizzybevvie · 8 hours
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humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time
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dizzybevvie · 8 hours
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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.
if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.
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dizzybevvie · 8 hours
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hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS
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