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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

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Congratulations on the marriage guys!!!! It's about time honestly

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

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It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.

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Why is darren criss trending what happened imgonna shit myself

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my mans running animation only got two frames

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Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

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i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

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you know i keep that mf thang on me