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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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feminism shouldn’t be about patting housewives on the back for making that decision but it should be about making sure that if that housewife’s husband starts cheating or slapping her around that she can be taken seriously, get a divorce, not have everyone in her life turn against her, not force her to send the children back to his house every other weekend where he starves them just to send her a message, and not be left in financial ruin

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i'm sexually interested in whatever's wrong with you

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he was openly bisexual. he didn't know that but he was

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Frankly I resent the idea that my interest in speculative biology is the result of some base sexual perversion or blasé romantic overture. I want to dissect your fursona to better understand the Tao.

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saw "cod" trending on here but apparently it isn't the fish. disappointment immeasurable, day ruined

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what can't women do when we decide to do it together

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'The Beauty and the Beast' illustrated by Angela Barrett.

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Wolves sitting on a tree’ or 'My Dream’ by Sergei Pankejeff, 1964

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"goddess" "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civic rights

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im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants

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I’m gonna be honest it could be any of these at any time.

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My dear sister Maryam,

I can’t say much .. words fail to express what we truly feel.

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Found an insane baby picture

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GARFIELD EVOLUTIONARY TIMELINE

1976: Proto-Garfield, side-character to Jon

1978: Earliest properly-recognizable Garfield, visual overhaul accompanies syndication and retitle of comic to Garfield

1979: Transitional state between proto-Garfield and 80s Garfield, marketed by increased anthropomorphization and larger, cartoonish expressions, while retaining a realistic body shape

1980-1984: 80s Garfield, facial structure has largely stabilized save for dimensions, noticeable retention of quadrupedal motion in most situations

1985-1992: Emergence of modern Garfield, shift towards predominantly vertical locomotion, expansion of feet, facial structure begins to horizontally compress and vertically extend

1989: [REDACTED]

1993-1999: Continued anthropomorphic shift, separation of head from torso and reduction of belly fat, noticeable

2000-present: stabilization of modern Garfield, head size reduced in final proportion alteration. Jim Davis had divined the final, perfect version of his pop culture homonculus.

...but the end of the road for one man is a broad horizon for the next...