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Book of Bill coming out is pretty insane not because it's hinting at a possible renaissance/revival of one of the most beloved 2010s era cartoons to ever hit television but because this is the only documented instance of a Tumblr Sexyman autobiography.
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[guy who’s bisexual staring at a Best Buy]:
“we’ll just fucking see about that won’t we…”
#woah he’s bisexual i didn’t know that#bisexual#best buy#i don’t know what to fucking tag this#has anyone seen my wife#i miss her
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this was my magnum opus

I haven't actually watched Tiger & Bunny but this is a man who power walks to the 7/11 and drinks as much diesel as he can muster from the gas pump
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dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior
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"I hate tiktok" you don't even know about Mr Lagoon





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story time: so me and my friends started playing through FF15 and it’s got this feature where Prompto (a twink) will take photos of ur party at random intervals throughout your gameplay and 1 of my friends got this photo of Ignis that’s been dubbed #IgnisFridayFeeling after we spent like 2 hours having a psychic asthma attack over it and . yeah it’s ruined my life


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new divorce feature unlocked: Mitosis
[walks by a Chuck-E-Cheese’s and squints like i’m seeing a bitter ex]
Charles…..
#chuck e cheese#charles entertainment cheese#a powerful rat named charles entertainment cheese#please leave me alone
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did i ever post my favorite version of “controversial ways i raise my dog”
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[walks by a Chuck-E-Cheese’s and squints like i’m seeing a bitter ex]
Charles…..
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