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Having parents who aren't as bad as they used to be is crazy cause they'll be sitting there doing some normal shit and you're like kubrick staring at them

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crisp glass of water moodboard

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found family horror: the queer person who keeps projecting their unmet deepest childhood attachment needs onto you

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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

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btw if you have ever fantasized about me you have to tell me exactly what happened. in excrutiating detail. no you dont have a choice.

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i flirt by having the eyes of a neglected pet

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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Oh!

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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

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one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me

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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

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anyone else think its dope how applying to jobs is intentionally designed as like a humilation ritual where you degrade yourself like a slimy worm both physically and mentally for crumbs

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I fucked it up so bad and it looks awful up close and the inside is disgusting and I didnt want to serge anything and the hem is rolling. But im tired so its done YIPPEE!!!!

I made a skirt with a tablecloth and bedsheet i got at goodwill hehe

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I made a skirt with a tablecloth and bedsheet i got at goodwill hehe