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"what're you plans after college?"

well, ideally I'd receive a letter on my graduation day from an anonymous sponsor offering to pay me to make art with the stipulation that we communicate solely through mail, and as time goes on our correspondence becomes friendlier (flirtatious, even?) until one day a few years into the arrangement I run into a beautiful woman outside the local coffee shop I frequent and knock her drink out of her hand and I, feeling awful about the whole mess, offer to buy her another and she smiles and says "ok", so I buy us both new drinks and we start talking while we wait, and we find we have quite a bit in common, so we chat for a while after getting our drinks until our careers come up in conversation and I say I'm something of a freelance artist and she asks to see one of my pieces so I show her and recognition dawns on her face as she says my name (even though I never told her that) and she shyly admits to having been my anonymous sponsor these past few years and she, having felt a connection in our letters, decided to visit the coffee shop I mentioned liking in a letter once in the hopes that she might get a better idea of what I'm like but didn't expect to actually run into me here, and I reach across the table slowly to take her hand in mine and nervously joke that she could have just asked and we laugh together and finally she asks if it would be alright if we met up once in a while in addition to the letters and I, already smitten, agree.

but like I guess a job that's not in retail would be kinda cool, too

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t shirt that says if you do not give me written instructions i will kill myself

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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

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it’s not “am I good enough to do it?”, it’s “do I like it enough to be bad at it?”

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This feels so gross… this feels good

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did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage

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im the wwii soldiers who got so bored and horny that they collectively invented the idea of finding breasts attractive

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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haha my boobs are bigger then yours. urs are still cool tho

(eye twitching) oh! haha. (clenching my fist) that's fine. no, really, it's fine. haha. (breathing heavy) well sometimes it's their *personality* that matters. in case you hadn't noticed, my areolas are *pristine.* (smiling manically) and yours are... well. (tilts my head, smacks my lips) well, not that it matters. haha!

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Made a bagel with lox at home and was so excited and having a great time and then I dropped it face down on the floor :(

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I neverr lose

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"ouhhhh" is a different emotion from "ough" which is a different emotion from "augh" which is a different emotion from "wough". I could go on. and these all convey different feelings depending on spelling variation and how many "h"s you add at the end too