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you have to be around asexual perverts it’s good for your health
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So we’re agreed? We’re not buying the Switch 2 at full price and giving Nintendo the impression that we’re willing to pay an exorbitant amount for their products? We’re not doing it so other companies hike their prices up because we’ve shown we’re okay with paying more for less? We’re agreed right? Or are you going to ruin it for the rest of us because you can’t possibly wait to play Mario?
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isn’t it wild that you can like. cut people open and close them back up and it’s fine. like. at all
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"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.
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i wish everything was good and nothing was bad
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« Eating is, quite simply, the exclusive privilege of the living. »
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This show was one of my best reveals of 2024 , I love fantasy, dungeons and great characters writing soooo it was quite a win for me 🐔
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The democratic party would rather try and whitewash the nazi billionaire who mainstreamed nazi talking points buying twitter than literally do anything that their progressive anti genocide base wants.
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Me when I go to pet a stray cat and it runs away from me

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that’s great and all how about both of them kill themselves about it
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GO GET THE POPCORN READY, FRIENDS! IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING!



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"Musk posted, referencing Trump's X handle of @realDonaldTrump, "Time to drop the really big bomb: @realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day, DJT!""
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#waaaat nooooo really???? really?????? who could have possibly imagined this to be the case?????#anyway if these two want to fuck each other up in front of a live audience can they at least both step down first
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