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Alabama has had some astoundingly “un” unteriors on here lately

Honestly there's something intangible - effervescent even - about that sweet balance of woodgrain and humidity. An entire house made of chipped beef farts. Ambiguous nicotine stains - somehow different from British indoor smoking. Not as many toilets as I've seen in New Jersey, or Arkansas, maybe that's a cultural thing.

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forgetfulness is wild because sometimes its "oops silly me i left the house without my wallet again" and sometimes its "my friend is trying to reminisce on a thing we did together and the fact its jogging nothing in my brain is genuinely kind of distressing"

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immanentize the mythbustaton

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Hannah Einbinder imagines life after ‘Hacks’ + talking about Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma — “It’s just exactly the type of thing I wanted to do.”

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how life feels when you go alone to see a fun movie and when you leave the cinema the sun is still out

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this has been plaguing my mind for days

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For those of you not in Massachusetts first of all my apologies second you should know there has been a thrilling chase underway since mid-July involving somebody's 5 foot long pet water monitor lizard who escaped and wandered into Connecticut and then reappeared in a different part of Massachusetts and then vanished again. Anyway these images are killing me

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Hi Tumblr,

We're looking for more voice actors for our horror fiction podcasts. Does that sound like you? Apply here!

Our current call closes on August 27

Who are we? Bloody FM is the podcast arm of Bloody Disgusting. We're the production team behind shows like Mayfair Watchers Society, SCP Archives, Dead Space: Deep Cover, and many more!

We're also the network home to hit fiction shows like Tower 4, Re: Dracula, Scare You To Sleep, and Creepy!

To say we love horror is an understatement!

What is this audition for?

This is our open roster call. For all of our original productions, we primarily cast from our roster. This may include working on shows like The Dead, and SCP Archives, or maybe something totally new and unannounced.

What do I need to prepare?

Just your voice! We've provided sides, and a form to fill out that will ask all the important questions (like "what kind of mic do you use?")

And if you already have a demo reel, that's great! We've left a space where you can provide it alongside your audition.

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always blows my mind how many european countries still have monarchs. what do you mean you have a king. kill that guy

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[I was born stupid. But I will not die hungry!]