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“One of my favourite Steve Jobs stories was the time the engineers working on the iPod brought their finished prototype to him in his office. He said it was too big, they needed to make it smaller. They said it was as small as they could make it, it couldn’t be made any smaller. So he took the prototype over to his aquarium and dropped it in. The iPod sank to the bottom, and as it did, tiny little bubbles came out. ‘See those bubbles,’ he asked. ‘They’re air inside the iPod. Make it smaller.’

“Another story about Steve Jobs was when they brought the prototype for the iPad 2 to his office. The engineers told him it was faster than the first iPad. He took it over to his aquarium and dropped it in. ‘Look how slowly it sank,’ he told them. ‘Make it faster.’

“One time a newly hired intern had been sent out to get Steve a sandwich. When she brought it to him, he looked at it. ‘I thought I ordered the beef on rye,’ he asked. She told him it was indeed beef on rye. He took it over to his fish tank and dropped it in. ‘Does that look like beef on rye?’

“He was always dropping things in that fish tank. We couldn’t stop him. We told him he had to stop, he wouldn’t listen. It was full of stuff that shouldn’t be in an aquarium.

“The fish had all died years ago. One had been crushed under an early generation iMac. The others were all poisoned. He didn’t care.

“It got to the point where there was no room for anything in the fish tank. When we emptied it after he died, we found a body in there. We never found out who it was.”

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

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i taught swim lessons and preschool, do y’all wanna hear the most ridiculous white kid names i’ve ever seen?

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“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)

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Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

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i wish i lived in the sims, i could just be like “ooh, shooba wormie!” and eat a sandwich

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you wanna know how fucked up elder scrolls is? i’ll tell you how fucked up elder scrolls is. heres how fucking fucked up elder scrolls is

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She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤

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Only 90′s kids will remember

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(via taylor_welker)

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“Whuddup Brenda it’s been a hot minute since I last seen you!”

“Hold on, I have to take this. Hewwo? Pikachu? :3”

“Brenda, What the fuck? I was talking to you and your just gonna whip out your Pokeyman like that? Right in front of my salad?”

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White folk make Mac & Cheese

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tumblr post

user 1: omg what if trees made oxygen that we can breathe

user 2: Omg hahahaha *tags five people*

user 3: *rupaul drag race gif*

user 4: Actually, this really happens! Trees release oxygen when they use energy from sunlight to make glucose from carbon dioxide and water. Like all plants, trees also use oxygen when they split glucose back down to release energy to power their metabolisms. Source

user 5: This is why i have Tumblr. Thank you science side tumblr.

user 6: If there is ever a day where I dont reblog this then execute me