djhallyboo

[djhallyboo]

@djhallyboo asked:

🔗 WITH BIG BROTHER

fusion shmusion

guy who literally doesn't think and is chill as fuck because he can't decide what his name is but then locks in when he realizes someone is playing on a modded wii

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"HAW HAW HAW, VERY FUNNY. NOW WHEN ARE YOU GONNA MAKE GOOD ON YOUR VISITATION HOURS. OUR CHILD MISSES YOU."

Hallyboo pulls up a framed photograph and.

Well. That's certainly what their child would look like, alright.

"The guy abov_e me is TOOOO00)tally NOT obsess-ed, guys."

[djhallyboo]

"SWEET SUPERSTARS ABOVE, WHY ARE THERE TWO OF YOU?"

[djhallyboo]

a scurvy scalawag asked:

🏴‍☠️ scariest thing ever.......

"NOT AS SCARY AS IT'S GONNA BE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YA, CRIMINAL."

[djhallyboo]

[Repost] so nice you see him twice

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happy pride month mpdsap/mario madness fans

[djhallyboo]

a scurvy scalawag asked:

Read through your pages, got to "voice claim" and it links to the official voice of DJ Hallyboo. I commend you for making me wonder who it was for all of 5 seconds LOL

Fun fact: I do have a backup voice claim for Hallyboo. Juno's is already perfection though, why change it?

[djhallyboo]

SO YOU THINK YOUR STORY'S DIFFERENT. SO YOU HEAR BUT WILL NOT LISTEN. KNOW THAT WHEN YOUR LIFE HAS FIZZLED ALL THAT'S GOLD NO LONGER GLISTENS.

GILDEAD || independent GOLD from POKEMON: LOST SILVER written by VETRA || promo graphic by @strebcr GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING. 18+. PLEASE READ RULES.

[djhallyboo]

DJHALLYBOO

selective and independent DJ HALLYBOO and TIG BOP of MARIO PARTY DS ANTI-PIRACY and FNF: MARIO'S MADNESS purchased legitimately by VETRA

[djhallyboo]

STILL HERE? HAVEN'T LEARNED YOUR LESSON? YOU WILL SEE.

JUST HOW NINTENDO DEALS WITH PIRACY.

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law | the dj

[djhallyboo]

He's so stupid, I love him

[djhallyboo]

"HAVE YA EVER TRIED NOT KIDNAPPIN' HER OR TAKIN' OVER HER KINGDOM? WOMEN GENERALLY DON'T LIKE EITHER OF THOSE."

" Why won't Princess Peach love me? "

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@djhallyboo said:

NEVER THOUGHT I'D DIE FIGHTIN' SIDE-BY-SIDE WITH A CRIMINAL.

Aaaaaand hello to you, too! Mickey can't say he expected you to also be involved in...whatever this is! He can't say he's completely surprised to see you either, though.

"How about fightin' side-by-side with a--"

" --Holdthatthought."

Because in that moment, a couple of Fake Noise clones decided to get the jump on them-- one behind the mouse, the other behind Hallyboo.......for about two seconds. At number three, they were already literally down for the count, heads comically shrunken and blackened by gunpowder fired at point blank.

They're. They're fine. Probably....not. Don't worry about it.

Didn't Mickey have a gun at the beginning? Because now he's got two-- complete with a cowboy's outfit. Huh. He just twirls them in his hands before shrugging at Hallyboo like he didn't just. do that.

"...Eh. Ya already know how th' quote goes."

And then he just goes back to his business! Good to see you too, Hallyboo.

[djhallyboo]

Hey. What's that dark shadow, forming over a group of Fake Noise clones in another corner of the audience, rapidly growing and expanding in size? Poor things don't even have time to acknowledge their fate before a gigantic Thwomp comes barreling down, smushing them all into cheese paste.

"HAR HAR HAR!"

Hallyboo floats overhead, Tig Bop salivating at the bloodshed cheeseshed left in the Thwomp's wait. Through the magical door the pizza guy who tried to seduce him that one time created, a series of gigantic soccer balls bounce through.

As they crush more Noise clones, the DJ tips his hat and makes a grand announcement.

"COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, MURDER, KIDNAPPIN', BROADCASTIN' WITHOUT A PROPER LICENSE, ASSAULT, BATTERY, AND MULTIPLE OSHA INFRACTIONS... ARE NO PARTY."

[djhallyboo]

"HAPPY TAX DAY, EVERYBODY!"

"IT IS YOUR LEGAL OBLIGATION TO HUNT DOWN FELONY TAX EVADER JOSHUA YOSHISON FOR SPORT."

[djhallyboo]

Looks at the chaos unfolding at Peppino's Pizza to his left.

Looks at the roided-out tapir man fighting a dead kid to his right.

"CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE?"

[djhallyboo]

NOT YOU, CRIMINAL.

"IF YOU'RE A FAMOUS TV SHOW HOST, HATE PIZZA, AND CURRENTLY BEIN' VICTIMIZED BY RECENT EVENTS, I'M WILLIN' TO TAKE ON YOUR CASE..."

"PRO BONO."