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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
#me buying not one but TWO pairs of jeans with my last paycheck#...granted i kind of had to because...you know...weight gain#but they're cute as hell and im so glad i went for it#treat yo self
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Reading hitchikers guide for the first time was really funny because it was like ohhhh THIS the writing that every unfunny nerd has been trying to emulate from like ‘00-‘12 . But good.
#i have the series and treasure it so much#love those books#i lent the first to a friend and never got it back#was devastated for years cause my lil collection was incomplete#and it was a set like i couldnt just get another copy of hgttg cause it wouldn't FIT ok#but then#one summer day back in like 2022#i entered a real dusty used bookstore in a boulder basement and found...a copy. from my set. but just the first book.#then i went to a local natives concert and had an absolute blast#all in all a 10/10 day#and now my collection is complete again and it makes my heart so happy :)
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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
#holy shit this is such a bad idea#man and i love alltrails like i use it pretty often#theres some valuable and interesting stuff over there i would hate to loose this resource
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#im actually seeing limp bizkit in like 4 days#our seats are awful but i know the friend im going with and i are gonna have a fuckin blast#im very excited
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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you
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A lot of people in the world are simply not being excellent to each other and I do not know how I am meant to party on, dude, in these conditions
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i can’t believe some of yall are married/in long term relationships…..i thought we were all yearning together
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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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Sympathising with my mother but at the same time
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rah rah rasputin something something sour cream
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