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          ❝ i’m telling you dude ———— MAYO is not the right topping for hot dogs. mustard is the supreme in this case & i’ll fight you on this SC. ❞

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' -- mayo is pure and white-- like an angel. "

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brucecity

P sure everyone went as Wirt for halloween but I mean-

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xxmlg420pizzaxx

          ’ Cheese Louise.             Bro I got this. “

   He doesn’t.    Sticky fingers already greasing                            up the tech.

   " Bro !       Stop!     You're ruining my set . "

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The 19th icon in your folder is your muse’s reaction to finding a dead body in their basement

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                                                        Oh,Hey! It’s just me,

                                         PIZZA STEVE,

                                                     just the coolest &&. tastiest                                                           Steve, who ever lived.

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xxmlg420pizzaxx

’         PSH ,,     don’t sweat it bro.    I’m a total mack with               turntables. “

   He doesn't even use turntables.

   ' yeah you're mack     but you're also cheese.             Be careful man. "

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@xxmlg420pizzaxx

              ’ you know what goes great                                 with Sour Cream?               A little hot slice called Pizza Steve!               move over man, get your ears ready                     a           REAL         DJ. “

            ( @djsourcream . )

" Do whatever you want man, But uh--, don't get grease on my                              electronics. "

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djsourcream • Greg • Starter Call (accepting)

                        ↳ ❝ Alright, fish and mermaids are pretty cool                               and fascinating; but have you seen a                               platypus before? Like– they’re like one of                               those puzles you don’t know what will they                                                   be like until you finish them! ❞

[ The idea of an animal that looked like   a mix between a lot of other animals did   exist was just out of the childs mind.   Like, how cool was that? It was like a   duck, a beaver, an otter, just a bunch                               of animals into one! ]

   ' Whoa. Man..-     little dude you might    be onto something here.    It's like...a rubik's cube-    but an animal.             Rubimal..."

Great, now Platypi were on his mind. Platypi? Platypuses?? What's the plural.. .

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taintednurse

“Pl-please don’t pi-pity me… I’m wo-worthless nothing more.” 

' Dude, how can you be upset when there's like- dogs that exist             that can ride bicycles. "

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Starter for djsourcream

‖◉ ℒ ◉‖ “So… uh.. Sour Cream, how’d                   you get into DJ'ing anyway?" 

  ' I don't know man,    Just sorta came at me--    fresh beats callin'               my name.    Ay yo Sour Cream                Turn it up. "

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   undertale rpers hmu

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angelamonggarbage

“ Maybe you should  I dunno  HIRE one?  Especially since you aren’t above the law. “ 

' Unless you can find a raver babysitter I don't think that's a-go. "

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angelamonggarbage

“ Oy Please.   I’m not going to let little kids   stop me from anything.   I’m just saying that you’ll    be in trouble if they drank    the punch.  “

     ' Because I had control     of what kiddos do.    I'm a DJ not     a babysitter-- man, "

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vveirdlyfvnny

♚ ★ ❛  djsourcream❜

                     “ Well he isn❛  t an ACTUAL robot doctor. 

                     That would be ridiculous. His NAME is

                     Doctor Robot and he❛ s a space alien monkey. ”  

   ' That seems like a pretty      awful waste of a name , man.     At least get yourself a robot arm or whatever. "

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djsourcream

                            : ███ RAVE IN A RAINCOAT

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  does anyone want a late night short starter?

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crappiestartblogever

For the many, many asks for some poly cool kids. Here you go lovelies.