djtangerine
djtangerine
Controversial Malewife
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djtangerine · 17 hours ago
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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djtangerine · 17 hours ago
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made this a transparent gif because im in love
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djtangerine · 17 hours ago
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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character
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djtangerine · 17 hours ago
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That specific sickly, weird, mottled green color that appears when two mirrors are reflecting each other into infinity is so fucking beautiful… I love you weird nasty green of the aether….
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djtangerine · 17 hours ago
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cicadas :-) ⭐️
get a print here! https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/unluckyprime/scream-as-loud-as-you-can-make-noise-until-you-die/
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djtangerine · 17 hours ago
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When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying
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djtangerine · 18 hours ago
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hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨
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djtangerine · 23 hours ago
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Part of the reason I'm so adamant about encouraging people to get comfortable with bugs, my own interests aside, is because we cannot have a bright, solarpunk future without them.
A green future is not a bugless future. It is, in fact, a fairly bugful future. If you care about ecological stability, then you need to start with bugs, because they're the most at risk with our current use of pesticides.
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djtangerine · 23 hours ago
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you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.
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djtangerine · 1 day ago
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djtangerine · 1 day ago
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djtangerine · 1 day ago
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convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet
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djtangerine · 1 day ago
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i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so
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djtangerine · 1 day ago
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djtangerine · 2 days ago
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my freak beast
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djtangerine · 2 days ago
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remember how easy it used to be to just click the previous reblog and ssee it
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djtangerine · 3 days ago
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made this a transparent gif because im in love
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