djungleskogs - Tumblr blog

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i love being able to tell who the american exchange students in my classes are bc every time they have to miss a class they’re going up to the tutor like omg im sooo sorry i have an event i cant miss will you ever forgive me. meanwhile i have shown up to exactly one (1) tutorial for one of my units and we are most of the way through the semester

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"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

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Radio hosts are killed at the end of every day and replaced by exact clones the next day, that's why they are so fascinated and entertained by basic things

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button

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why is it that i put in "entry-level" on linkedin and they show me jobs that require degrees and previous experience in the field. i am being trolled by a cruel algorithm

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I'm crying my eyes out

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ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up

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Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

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every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics