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lets hope the next male epidemic is "washing hands after using the bathroom"
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I swear to god this tweet will never stop being relevant.
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why the fuck is it thunder storming in the MIDDLE OF WINTER
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u ever notice when a celeb dies some sicko goes in and changes their wiki picture from them looking old and normal in 2019 to them looking cherubic and mystical in 1973
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your 20s are all about being stuck in the time loop
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just saw a fic tagged as dead dove do not eat and it was just degradation kink and bondage. like ok
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the thing about small talk is that it's literally fun
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i saw this tweet yesterday and then today on the subway i saw a guy stumble on the subway and i laughed aloud at him by mistake while remembering it
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ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know
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“Love Island” was a seasonal fertility ritual in the cultures of the late-stage trans-Atlantic imperial core [1].
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reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared


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