dkunk11
dkunk11
'Cause I'm Mr.Brightside
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Hi, I'm Donald. I am 30. I am married to my best friend. Father of a beautiful little girl. fitblr/lifeblr/dadblr
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dkunk11 · 4 years ago
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Today starts my 6 out of 7 days of work. Not ready for this. Imma be extremely exhausted.
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parks and rec but it's just the memes (pt. 4)
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dkunk11 · 4 years ago
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So when I first started dating my now wife, we were having Christmas Eve dinner. I somehow said “fart” and her grandmother gasped at me very loudly and said “WE DO NOT SAY THE F WORD IN THIS HOUSE” I looked at my wife very confused and worried I said fuck. She then informed me we aren’t allowed to say fart.
Adult: “Okay, go use the bathroom and go pee before we hike!”
Child, extremely loudly and clearly: “Mom, I don’t need to pee. I need to defecate.”
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dkunk11 · 4 years ago
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I finally decided to straight out fight rylee with bed time and not being in there while she falls asleep. We’ve been up for nearly 3 hours. She’s not in bed (in her room) but also not really crying. It’s going to be a long 12 hours shift tomorrow.
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dkunk11 · 4 years ago
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Well we got till 2:30. She was asleep again I tried to get out and she started to cry again.
Ive been up since 4 with rylee. Left for work at 7. Worked till 8. Got home at 8:30. It is now 10:10 and I’m still trying to get Ryle to sleep. I haven’t ate dinner or had a drink since before I left work.
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dkunk11 · 4 years ago
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Finally got her to sleep at 10:50. Glad I made egg salad yesterday. Going to eat that and drink a beer or two and pray that Rylee stays asleep.
Ive been up since 4 with rylee. Left for work at 7. Worked till 8. Got home at 8:30. It is now 10:10 and I’m still trying to get Ryle to sleep. I haven’t ate dinner or had a drink since before I left work.
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dkunk11 · 4 years ago
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Ive been up since 4 with rylee. Left for work at 7. Worked till 8. Got home at 8:30. It is now 10:10 and I’m still trying to get Ryle to sleep. I haven’t ate dinner or had a drink since before I left work.
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dkunk11 · 4 years ago
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If Rylee doesn’t start sleeping through the night again soon, I might shoot myself.
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dkunk11 · 4 years ago
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I am very happy to finally some justice being served. But I still won’t hold my breath for anything else to really happen since this country is still very broken.
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Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE.
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