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Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone
DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"
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jigsaw reportedly in the process of developing the “saw treat,” which is like a saw trap but good
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dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly
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man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*
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The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot
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my OCs are sooo cool you guys don't know what you're missing. if you could see the show i'm watching in my head rn you'd go so crazy i'm telling u
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Tupandactylus imperator with Ginkgo huolinhensis. Both species from the Early Cretaceous. There is an interesting paper which discusses how pterosaur pycnofibres may be synonymous with bird feathers featuring T. imperator. Cool stuff!
Colours and patterns were inspired by toucans, various parakeets and monarch butterflies :)
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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
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