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nico di angelo, when faced with literally any blond man: heyyy this guy isn't will :/

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do “TSATS is cringe” detractors realize that the cringey nicknames are a bit? because nico and will are always doing a Bit. it’s their thing. bickering and clowning on each other embarrassment Is the Point.

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the fact that i have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating

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i dont think we, as a fandom, talk enough about annabeth’s childhood trauma enough

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LMAO jason was surprised when nico became buff? when was this chat 😭 this is so funny I can't BXHDHEHEJ

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“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

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maria di angelo insisting that the land of the dead is no place to raise her children only for one to end up there permanently by age 12 and the other to spend years feeling more at home there than with the living...

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someone asked me to draw solangelo and idk i don’t like how will turned out uhhh i’m kinda over pjo

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affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward

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a few passages from the book I found:

and this one from the riordan wiki about jasons relationship with coach hedge in TBM:

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I think both Hazel and Nico should have doe eyes. As a treat.

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Hot take. Will has probably got to be so much more attractive than Percy to be able to bag Nico like that.

Because how do you easily move on from Percy??? What.

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grover is stronger than me because if I spent weeks trying to connect with my lost best friend and I finally meet him in a dream after months and the only thing he had to say to me was "I DoN't hAvE aNy sPaRe cHaNgE"

i'd be slamming my head against the wall

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Omg is Hazel talking to herself??

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NO ONE TALK TO MEEEEEEEEEEE