dnd-apothecary - Tumblr blog

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I often wonder how many of my sales come from tumblr and I think I have the answer.

All of them.

Literally all of them.

I didn't reblog my advertisement post for 5 days and didn't get a single order, even though I pay for Etsy ads.

I reblogged my advertisement post, and got FIVE orders.

now I realize it isn't always going to be like that, but it sure makes me wonder if paying for Etsy ads literally does anything or if I am just better at marketing my stuff because I know my audience, or a little of column a and a little of column b.

It is an interesting place to be in for sure. Anyway, thank you tumblr for making my business possible i love you bye

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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It’s true. Except, maybe don’t eat the soap. Once it’s out of my hands though I can’t stop you 🤷‍♀️

>> SHOP DnDApothecary on Etsy <<

[image id: “I bet he’s thinking of other women” meme of a woman looking over her shoulder at the man laying beside her. He is looking off into the distance deep in thought. Text reads “I bet he’s thinking about soap” and “DnDApothecary has a 25% off sale of everything in the shop PLUS free shipping over $35 USD? I could eat so much soap” /end id]

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It’s true. Except, maybe don’t eat the soap. Once it’s out of my hands though I can’t stop you 🤷‍♀️

>> SHOP DnDApothecary on Etsy <<

[image id: “I bet he’s thinking of other women” meme of a woman looking over her shoulder at the man laying beside her. He is looking off into the distance deep in thought. Text reads “I bet he’s thinking about soap” and “DnDApothecary has a 25% off sale of everything in the shop PLUS free shipping over $35 USD? I could eat so much soap” /end id]

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Something something I need a vacation, hopefully this clears the mystery notification

Mood haha

Thank you for your service, Anon 🫡

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If you sent me an ask yesterday sometime and I did not reply, it is because Tumblr ate the ask. It SAYS I have a message, but every time I click my inbox it tells me I have no messages idiot

So if you could please send it again, that would be swell. Thank you!

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to me, you are a bicolor white and orange kitty. you have a mostly white coat but with a tabby orange mask and mantle. 😺

Yeah, I’ll accept that! This is my precious old man, Kero.

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You've been lied to your entire life - VEGETABLES. DON'T. EXIST! (no, seriously, they don't)

Watch the full episode on Dropout

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reblog for sample size !!

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25% off the entire shop, no minimum order to qualify, from April 15-May 15 2024

[image id: trade offer meme edited to fit dndapothecary's sale: a man with long brown hair and dressed in a blue suit with matching tie has his fingers steepled. The text above him reads Trade offer. I receive: money to pay the IRS you receive: smelling so good everyone falls in love with you. /end id]

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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

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How should I pick a scent for somebody without making it obvious what I'm getting them 😭😭 I'm struggling rn

people like surprises?? this is news to me. In all seriousness though, what other scents do they have or like? That's a good starting point.

If you're really unsure, our top 4 fragrances are

Arcane Library - old leather books with arcane ozone and fireplace, perfect for the book or dark academia nerd in your life

Halfling's Tavern - coffee and freshly baked pastries and comforting fireplace - perfect for those who wish to be a Hobbit or live in the Shire

Firbolg's Bakery - blueberry and true vanilla in a freshly baked pie, perfect for those who dream of opening a lil bakery

Woodland Ranger - fir and pine, vanilla, cinnamon, apple, pineapple. Sweet and earthy, perfect for your loved one who is always talking about the cool moss they found or desperately wanting to disappear in the woods and let nature consume them.

I hope that helps!

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I'm taking next week off!

Next stream will be May 6~

Slugwave, Penny and I are going on vacation! I'll be around the Discord/on socials, but streams and movie night for next week are cancelled.

When I get back...there's gonna be some BIG format changes. A whole new schedule! 😱

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a little preview of what i’ve been working on heheheheheh

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25% off the entire shop, no minimum order to qualify, from April 15-May 15 2024

[image id: trade offer meme edited to fit dndapothecary's sale: a man with long brown hair and dressed in a blue suit with matching tie has his fingers steepled. The text above him reads Trade offer. I receive: money to pay the IRS you receive: smelling so good everyone falls in love with you. /end id]

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25% off the entire shop, no minimum order to qualify, from April 15-May 15 2024

[image id: trade offer meme edited to fit dndapothecary's sale: a man with long brown hair and dressed in a blue suit with matching tie has his fingers steepled. The text above him reads Trade offer. I receive: money to pay the IRS you receive: smelling so good everyone falls in love with you. /end id]

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25% off the entire shop, no minimum order to qualify, from April 15-May 15 2024

[image id: trade offer meme edited to fit dndapothecary's sale: a man with long brown hair and dressed in a blue suit with matching tie has his fingers steepled. The text above him reads Trade offer. I receive: money to pay the IRS you receive: smelling so good everyone falls in love with you. /end id]