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an extremely long awaited fucking

i got top surgery like three weeks ago so have had limited arm mobility and haven’t been able to properly fuck myself and i’ve been!! struggling!! thankfully i’m feeling better so i was able to finally fuck myself last night and it was actually kind of insane???

the first audio is like lowkey cursed everything that could go wrong while ur jerkin ur shit went wrong. it starts out fine for the first like 6 minutes then i decided i needed lube but it took me literally so long find it??? then soon after that i say “i forgot how to jerk off” bc i went to switch hands but forgor that i had lube all over that hand and got lube all over the bottom of my toy🤦then!!! i lost my rose!!! i spent like a minute and a half looking for it??? the first time i get to fuck myself after surgery and it’s this chaotic??? thats so cursed.

but then i guess the curse was worth it bc even more crazy after all that chaos i continued to fuck myself and ended up literally squirting!! twice!! for the first time!! it was crazy it actually felt so insane the buildup to it was CRAZY (hence my insanely heavy breathing lolol) but like ohhh my god???? crazy???? that was crazy

ok that was a lot of yapping but i also wanted to say thank u for 200 followers!! a looot of you came from my audios so hopefully y’all enjoy these crazy ones lolol it feels very correct for the jester to celebrate 200 freaks jerkin their shit to me with a silly audio😽

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"if you keep fucking me like that im gonna squirt"

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My breeding outfit

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Mods asleep post greedy gay wario

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fairy posting "just blasted absolute rope 🥴" on her NSFW blog and then appending a photo of a crystalline dewdrop rested on the tip of the smallest blade of grass in the field

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happy pride! have two tboys frotting 💜

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well..

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just bros helping each other

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bro are you staring at my bush again while i'm changing? you're such a fag, now come sniff me

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Acrylic on paper: Variations of blue and red