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I’m so proud that this is my first post

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I love brainrot

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Bc he’s black

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two women. and they kiss. think about it

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(video source)

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their life is OVER.

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Idk if anyone did this yet

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I love the idea of little eight year old Dick Grayson becoming Robin, and he pesters Bruce in the cave (“It’s called the Batcave, Bruce!” “Of course, chum.”), doing handstands in the desk in front of the computer (“Batcomputer, Bruce!”), and telling him, “Superman and Wonder Woman are so cool! Don’t you like their costumes, B? You should invite them to Gotham! You can make a superhero club! I’ll be the Vice President. You can be Treasurer.”

“And who will be the President of this superhero club?”

“Superman, of course!”

“Oh, of course. Silly me.”

“Wonder Woman will actually be co-president with Superman.”

“Naturally.”

Dick pesters and prods Bruce until he finally sets up a meeting with Superman and Wonder Woman. They meet at a neutral location, but Bruce insists that Dick hide under the cape the entire time. He doesn’t want them meeting Robin yet. They don’t know if they can trust them yet.

Clark noticed the extra heartbeat, but he assumes Batman isn’t totally human, so maybe he has more than one heart.

Basically, Dick is the reason the Justice League exists. And he takes full advantage of that fact.

Bruce has Dick enrolled in gymnastics lessons so he can keep up with his acrobatics, and when he learns a fancy new trick, he insists he has to show it off.

“Now if everyone can just stay in their seats a few minutes longer,” Batman announces at the end of one of their first meetings. “Robin has something he’d like to share with you all.”

And there’s so much chatter after that, because many of them have heard of Robin, but Batman has never let them meet him.

Clark has finally learned that Batman’s extra heartbeat was in fact just Robin hugging Batman’s leg and sitting on his foot. It also explains why Batman had a slight limp the first few times they met.

And now they all watch as Robin leaps up onto the table, gets a running start, then performs a very impressive set of acrobatics. Then once he’s done, he sticks the landing and throws his hands in the air, then bows. All with a big grin on his face.

Batman clapping is what makes everyone else snap out of the shock, but they all clap and tell Robin how well he did, how impressive he is. And this tiny little kid is just beaming at all of them, then looking back at Batman with a big smug grin in his face.

As Batman and Robin are leaving, they might hear Robin asking, “Can Superman come to my meet next weekend?” while he hangs off Batman’s arm.

“No.”

“Please?”

“Maybe next time.”

And they all sit in shocked silence around the table even after Batman and Robin have been gone for a few minutes.

“Did Batman start the Justice League just to show off his kid?” Green Lantern asks.

“I think Robin made Batman start the Justice League so he could show off to all of us,” Superman jokes.

It’s not even that much of an exaggeration, but Dick does like to tell people even after he becomes Nightwing that he’s the reason the Justice League exists in the first place.

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steph: you know i feel bad for you

jason: why?

steph: tim stole the only thing in your life that made you special, and i stole the only part of that made you special

jason: what?

steph: you're the dead robin, but i also died, and i can fall back on being the girl robin. you dont have anything that makes you special anymore

jason:

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Steph, randomly: *leans over the couch where Jason is reading* hey, Jason? Jason: what? Steph: did you ever like . . . Actually get a driver’s permit? Jason: uhh . . . now that I think about it, no dick and Bruce: *stop what theyre doing in the background* Steph: did you . . . Get a learner’s permit? Jason: nope Steph: did you . . . Learn how to fucking drive???? Jason: uhhhhhhhh dick: *whips around to Bruce* I thought you were teaching him with the Batmobile!! Bruce: *crossing his arms* I thought YOU were teaching him! Jason: nah it’s fine guys Ra’s taught me everyone in the room: *having a stroke* RA’S AL GHUL TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DRI— bruce: *louder than anyone else* THAT MAN CANNOT DRIVE FOR SHIT

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Things that have 100% happened in the dc universe

Damian very frustrated with both his parents climbing through dicks window: Grayson who is your most recent paramour

Jason who got hurt in haven so he snuck in and is eating Dicks ice cream: huh?

Damian: you’re not Grayson

Jason: and thank god for it, why do you wanna know who dicks “paramour” is

Damian: I don’t have to explain myself to you

Dick leaving the kitchen holding a second tub of ice cream: oh hey dami, what’s up

Damian: which one of your redheads is your lover this month?

Jason: *chocking on his ice cream*

Dick pinching the bridge of his nose: Damian we’ve talked about this, they’re not MY redheads, I also don’t exclusively date redheads.

Damian: …so which one is it?

Jason: he clocked you there

Dick: shut up Jason and eat your ice cream

Dick: why do you wanna know Dames

Damian: research

Dick: I’m seeing Kori right now

Damian: ah the alien, she is strong

Dick a little dreamily: yeah… yeah she is

Damian: she will make a fine mother

Jason: *putting his ice cream down* what

Dick: what?!?

Damian: do you think if you were to court her with the intent to marry she would adopt the family habit of picking up strays.

Dick: damian i am so so so confused right now please explain

Jason: please so I can go back to my ice cream without it being a choking hazard

Damian: I am making but a simple inquiry Richard

Dick: we both know you don’t talk like that anymore, spill

Damian: …mother is being… bothersome

Dick: fork found in kitchen, Talia found making mine and Bruce’s life hell.

Damian: let me rephrase, I am finding mother bothersome

Dick: oh?

Jason: OH?

Damian rambling a bit: yes and since you were a far superior Batman, and I am the son of the bat and of course there was the many discussions of adoption before we knew that father would return

Jason: THERE WAS DISCUSSIONS OF WHAT NOW DICKHEAD

Dick: not the time Jay

Jason: nuh uh definitely the time Dicolas, you were gonna adopt the pipsqueak??

Dick: yeah jay, Bruce was dead I was raising him? What would you rather I kept him as ward for a decade and messed him up??

Jason: your issues with Bruce are showing

Damian: when are they not-

Dick: Hey!

Jason: HA! Even the kid clocked you

Damian: AS I was saying, as I am finding mother bothersome and I always find father bothersome. I have simply decided I must find people who are a better for the position

Dick: of your parents?

Damian: yes exactly

Jason: I feel like I’m on lifetime rn

Dick: and you want me to? What? Call Kori and ask her if she wants to join me in adopting her on again off again boyfriend’s brother. Who mind you is the biological son of Batman whose contingency for her going rogue is literally to get her hooked on what is essentially space coke and ruin her life.

Jason: Bruce has SPACE COCAINE???

Damian: nonsense Richard

Dick: okay so then what-

Damian: i cut out the middle man and sent her a message approximately 5 minutes ago

Dick: kid we’ve talked about this.. boundaries

Jason: fuck this weird ass family dynamic, you’re telling me Bruce Wayne has god damn space coke

Dick: he’s Batman jase, he has literally everything

Jason:…. Do you think space coke works on Superman

Dick: I’m not answering that

Jason: BECAUSE YOU KNOW, DID BRUCE GIVE CLARK SPACE COKE

Dick: I will answer any and all questions, if you get me out of this conversation with Damian

Damian: there is no need, your partner has agreed to the adoption on the grounds that you two are to be wed.

Dick: what-

Damian: she says to be at the courthouse tomorrow at 1pm

Dick: huh-

Damian leaving out of the window he came through: see you tomorrow Richard

Dick: WAIT. What? Which court house? Which country??? I’m pretty sure Kori’s in Japan? Hey wait damian? Get BAck HERe what?

Jason slowly reaching for his ice cream again: so space cocaine?

Dick: I was an only child for 18 years? Couldn’t Bruce let me keep my damn streak

Jason: hey! I was also dead for 3 years before bruce adopted tim, technically you’ve been an only child for 21 years of your life

Dick: shut up

Jason: tell me about the space coke Richard

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Wake up, babe, eighth Gotch brother just dropped

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how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

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fanart of this dess design

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