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Hairy monkey taught to operate monetary based automated food dispenser by large hairless monkey.

Monkey buys a drink from a vending machine

> exactly how I act when the vending machine is taking too long.

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School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job

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I'll pass on the Chris Brown though.

when i say i’m a fan of rihanna i’m not even talking about her music i’m a fan of rihanna herself like she is a goddess and everyone should aspire to be her

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straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

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Iboughtthebullfor399#YOLOwhyamisendingatelegramwhenilookedonlinehaventigotatelephonewithacontractsoicanpaylaterwhynottakethetruckdowninthefirstplaceohyeahthisisonewordfuckyoupostoffice

so two sisters inherit a ranch. they decide to work on it a bit and after a while realize that they need a bull in order to help them around the place. so they gather together all the spare money they have—around four hundred dollars—and one sister looks at listings online and finds a man a while away who’s got a bull to sell. she decides that she’ll travel down to see him alone and tells her sister that she’ll send a telegram so that the sister can drive down with their truck if they are able to get the bull.

so the sister eventually reaches the man who’s selling his bull and asks what his price will be. he says, “listen. I won’t take a dollar less than three hundred and ninety-nine dollars.” so the sister agrees and pays him the amount, leaving her with one dollar. then she goes to the post office and asks to send a telegram back to her sister to let her know that she’s got the bull so her sister should come and pick them up. but when she asks the person at the counter, they tell her that the telegram costs a dollar per word. the sister only has one dollar so she picks a word carefully and sends the telegram.

what word does she pick?

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Every Tom Hanks Movie in 8 Minutes (with Tom Hanks and James Corden)

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