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taken from their chat logs

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four and a half hour skype calls are the best

in honour of skype shutting down on may 5, 2025 💙

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Phil knows Dan so well and Dan loves it.

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this is adorable but imagine you come home and your mum is like 'teehee your faves dan and phil uploaded and i watched it before you' and then you watch the video yourself and it's just a lot of cum and piss jokes

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i’ve reduced them down to their most simple forms

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enamored with phil’s tendency to bring us things to show us while they’re filming

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the highs and lows of friday night, amiright

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Phil really said “I canttttttt it’s too heavyyyyy 🥺☺️” and then the moment Dan helped him with the plant he said “show-off 😒” he is the ultimate babygirl to me. Like what Pampered Princess behavior (said with affection)

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okay fine i'll contribute (obligatory sorry if this has already been done)

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Here is every time the dice was thrown in the new video because it killed me each time <3

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gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

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Comments liked by Dan and Phil on ‘Phil bought a giant Tetris game off TikTok and destroyed our house’

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no idea how phil survived the jamaica trip because i would’ve been a goner

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pray for us

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i don’t think i will ever most past the ridiculousness of phil dyeing a bunch of stuff in their house green when dan left for just a couple of weeks. like its very much giving when you leave a puppy or kitten home alone for the first time and you come back and they’ve ripped all of furniture up but instead its a man in his 30s spiralling because his long term partner went on a work trip and just. dyeing a bunch of stuff green. i can’t believe them.

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Their digital footprint is insane