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YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW QUICKLY I LEARNED HOW TO USE A GREEN SCREEN FOR THIS–

@markiplier @thief-anon @lady-raziel @chicasiplier @even-more-incorrect-ego-quotes @heehoooo

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Nice 😢👌🏻

It has been 69 days without Unus Annus ;)

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Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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I heard you’ve been watching Unus Annus re-upload channels...

You must face the consequences...

You’ve danced your last Italy, fucker.

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LITERALLY Teaching Old Dogs New Tricks Ft. Markiplier

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Awwwww! uwu

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do you happen to still have that recipe or

here ya go. enjoy/suffer

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Meanwhile at corporate headquarters…

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oopsie! looks like someone did a fuck up! a real fucky wucky if ive ever seen one

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…How could you, Del Monte? (I’m sure everybody already did it, but appreciate the effort, for I usually do not meme. This last video was a lament too loud for me to ignore. XD)

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@lady-raziel

yeah, what the HELL miSteR pAtcH ?? give me what i’m here for. give me the sour patch cream cheese.

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In light of today’s video get this: Markiplier Makes Sour Patch Kids Cream Cheese

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Have you made Unus Annus fanart?

there’s a person on redbubble whose decided to steal a bunch of art and sell it.

https://www.redbubble.com/people/sukmacantik/shop

Please please please check to see if your stuff has been stolen.

I’ve been told you can use this link to take it down: https://help.redbubble.com/hc/en-us/requests/new?ticket_form_id=360000954531

spread this shit like wildfire please it’s extremely important

edit: this is not the only person to have stolen art. please check the reblogs of this post, as there’s quite a few different people doing this.

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well then.

photo creds: @thirstus-annus

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12 pm pst is regularly scheduled cry time

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Shout out to all the people who had Pee Sauna as their birthday video, thinking about u xoxo 💋✨❤️