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your love returns in tragedy (ID in alt)

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not to be stardewposting again but

Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS

What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS

WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."

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Krobus is enjoying the new waterfalls...

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I'll tell you a secret... my name 'Sam' is short for 'Samson'.

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this is the hardest any single image has ever gone

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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Aragorn thinking he had a relatively normal elvish upbringing. Like all the rangers think it was weird as fuck but they put that down to normal elf weirdness. And then he starts talking to Legolas as part of the fellowship. He talks about the stuff people used to do in Rivendell and Legolas is just like. What. Lord Elrond did what now?

Apparently the rain storms that occurred whenever Elrond or one of his kids got mad are not an elvish thing. Neither is the random stuff combusting into flame. Or the flowers just growing out of nowhere. Or the- ‘I’m sorry, he just held that guy at sword point? And it had no diplomatic repercussions?’ Legolas was sounding more and more concerned.

Aragorn tried to come up with a response. No one in Rivendell would react like this. ‘I mean it’s the expected reaction when someone tries to sneak up on him? Something about First Age Beleriand?’ Legolas paused for a second and then admitted ‘ok that actually sort of makes sense.’ The hobbits have no idea what’s going on. Neither do Gimli or Boromir.

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There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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Making long-form webcomics is like

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Gerard P Donelan

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hater of socks

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guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.

and I think about it every day.

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Please be normal