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I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

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a whole bunch of basic meme formats that I would draw if I had talent (mainly valgrace)

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saw the post abt the q&a so what are your least favorite headcanons and why?

thanks for the question!

i feel like this is a very basic answer on tumblr, but any headcanon that portrays percy as dumb or annabeth as looking down on him. i also hate the "all aphrodite kids are bi/pan" headcanon (i'm bi, please keep that in mind!) cuz it feels... exclusionary. i understand the sentiment but i would love to see lesbian and gay children of aphrodite. i also dislike any headcanons that characters name their children after friends/family that died young and/or horribly since the books constantly emphasise that names hold power (especially percabeth naming their kid after luke).

feel free to disagree with me, but i'll just agree to disagree bahaha. i don't really care too much and don't care to argue these.

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i love having anaemia🥰 (i got sunburned for the first time in 7 years today because of it (that sounds like bs but i swear its true i never burn ever and today on not even a hot day IM LITERALLY A TOMATO IM GONNA EAT 47 BAKE BEANS IN ANTARCTICA ISTG)

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if i haven't responded to any of the questions i got in my inbox it's just cuz i'm feeling sick and can't post much (flu+period+anaemia combo beating my ass rn). i'll respond to the rest of the questions soon, and feel free to send in more while i recover a bit!

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Percy let me hold your hand when i say this…

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me after building an army of feral polecats that are on fentanyl to raid unsuspecting icecream trucks

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so today is my first day back to school (yippee…)

and we were settling into our new class, greeting the teachers and all. then my friends noticed something carved into her table

it read, AND THIS IS NO JOKE

"LEO N JASON"

i had just started the lost hero today and absolutely flipped out when i registered what it said

she was super confused so i pulled out my copy and showed her the names…

she went "oh, okay" and turned back to the front

so there was a huge HoO and valgrace fan in my school and i think thats pretty cool

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[I.D. an edited version of the "is this a pigeon" meme. A man with glasses, captioned "my overstimulated ass" points at a butterfly, captioned "someone making an annoying noise". At the bottom of the image, a dialogue caption reads "is this a crime deserving the death sentence?" end I.D.]

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I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

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Death Becomes Her (1992) dir. Robert Zemeckis