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detectivedreameater​:

Maybe not for breaking a promise, but I do hold grudges. So don’t fuck me over and we won’t have a problem.

I’ll take your word for it.

Well I’ll be looking forward to when you tell me about how bad your grudges can get. I could use a cautionary tale every once in a while. It’s been a bit since I got to enjoy some dark humor, unless you count A series of unfortunate events. It’s a really fun read

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ontheluis​:

I used to think that too until I became something that does bad things without..

I dunno maybe I do these things because I am a bad person? Maybe If I was better then I wouldn’t eat people. 

Well, uh, what has you in such a macabre mood?

Work. It becomes rather difficult and doesn’t really allow much time to decompress... People do fucked up things and you can see it all behind the lens when you work in medical.

It’s always a full moon as well when the worst stuff happens too. People just go wild for whatever reason.

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effieduan​:

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I have four sisters, so there were five of us running around. Utterly obnoxious isn’t even close - but you’re right. Most of the memories are nice to think about. Sometimes. But ah, yes, my father has a curry recipe he won’t share evne to this day. It’s my favorite meal he’s ever made.

Oh, you don’t have to worry about that. I don’t go to hospitals. 

Having that many siblings must’ve been nice growing up. Wow that’s certainly many. My parents passed before I was lucky enough to get younger siblings. But PLEASE. So how do I get invited over for dinner for your father?

Ooh? Aversion to doctors or hospitals?

[doc-maverixk]

That’s why you love me so much.

I’d be lying if i said you were anything less. But dramatic, me?... I can do that. You want my personal life drama, love life drama, or my history drama? I can give you enough for a song or 4.

doc-maverixk​:

That definitely has yet to be seen. I’ll give you once every full moon at best. Often enough to be surprising, but spread apart so nobody expects it all the time.

Silas babe, I can’t say I did it over my own volition. But if I say that I had a certain charismatic suave, and rebellious musician talked me into doing it. Well I’d keep both my sexy name and my dignity. But It’s about time YOU write a song about me. I deserve one.

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Oh my god, whatever. You’re such an ass. 

Mmm.. fine, but ONLY if you keep all those adjectives, I like it when you call me suave. ;) Oh, you think you deserve it, do you? Maybe, maybe… we’ll see. You’re going to have to do something dramatic, though… no good southern gothic ballad was ever written about a man who’s got all his shit together. 

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I’ll be completely honest with you, I used to think that there were scary things that go bump in the night. That’s great and all as a kid, but growing up you learn that it’s just bad people doing bad things. Now I’m here fixing the people that they broke on the way. Monsters are just people after all... Sorry that’s awfully macabre.  

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detectivedreameater​:

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You sound like me I’m not really someone who cares too much about promises, if I’m being honest, but I’ll keep all that in mind. I’ll take the references, too. Just to see what I’m getting myself into.

I definitely find that hard to believe. You seem like the type who’ll hunt me down for breaking a promise which is not a bad thing. But I’m a saint and you can ask all my friends and I am positive that they’ll support me in that. I’ll let you take their word over mine.

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That’s like horror movie survival rule number 1. Who in their right mind is going to open the door if they see nobody there. You don’t even do that when you KNOW its kids playing ding-dong ditch.

If you get an unexpected knock and don’t see anyone there, do the smart thing and don’t open it. The cold has some nasty things trying to find warm corners and it’s in your best interest to avoid them. Bro might be in their name but they’re anything b I’m glad I got back in time to catch the town’s midsummer winter.

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detectivedreameater​:

That’s Wow you’re just I have a girlfriend Don’t get too ahead of yourself. Sometimes we make promises we can’t uphold. And in a place like this, that’s dangerous

Well I’ll be sure that I’ll be completely prepared for whatever promises you intend to hold me to. I can be reliable when I’m not being sarcastic... or impulsive... or arrogant... I’ll be sure to send you my references so you can hear them for yourself.

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professorbcampbell​:

I didn’t realize that medical school required much Latin work– beyond the general root words and prefixes and the like. Why did you translate the Odyssey? There’s an abudance of poor translations already in existence Was it for some sort of medical school assignment?

Well, I will say this– better you than me! I’m afraid I’ve got no mind for STEM, so more power to you for doing all that you do.

My professor while being a little bit of a sadist, thought it was smart for us to have a deep understanding of the language. Hearing the medical terminology and being able to translate it on the fly would put us all ahead of the curve of other interns during our residency. Now I have it ingrained in my mind, and to a certain extent he was right it’s rather easy to instantly be able to work out what a disease, or even medication is just by its name.

I have a strong need to defeat the things that bring me pain. I had a point to prove against something I struggled with. Before I knew it I was applying to medical school. What about yourself?

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fermataheart​:

Excuse you, I am always right. Also, I can’t believe you’d slander my good name like that—insinuating that I forced you into wearing them. Here I am, trying to protect your good, sexy name, and you’d do me dirty like that? What a betrayal. I should write a song about it.

Shut up, it doesn’t count if you’re a kid. That’s cheating.

That definitely has yet to be seen. I’ll give you once every full moon at best. Often enough to be surprising, but spread apart so nobody expects it all the time.

Silas babe, I can’t say I did it over my own volition. But if I say that I had a certain charismatic suave, and rebellious musician talked me into doing it. Well I’d keep both my sexy name and my dignity. But It’s about time YOU write a song about me. I deserve one.

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effieduan​:

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Admittedly, I think she was just trying to show off that she spent a lot of time in England for school. I’m more of a spicy food type of person, but I won’t lie and say I don’t get the odd craving for chocolate once in a while.

Ah, yes. You mentioned you’re a doctor right? The most I do is go running, but I can’t exactly brag about my healthy lifestyle since most of my meals are take out.

Attending school in another country is always fun. I wish I had siblings. That’s definitely an experience I never got but it sounds utterly obnoxious in the moment but fun to think about later on after the math. But spicy food became a norm in my family, my grandmother makes a mean cauliflower curry.

Well as a doctor I will definitely say that getting at least an apple every now and then would be good. I don’t wanna see you in my hospital if I don’t have to. 

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fermataheart​:

Don’t hate me for being right, babe. The minute those shoes go on, all your love interests are gonna sashay away, right out the door. Mmmmm, hard pass. Sequins are gaudy, and sweaters aren’t really my thing. Would I look cute in one? Absolutely. But I don’t aim for cute, it’s too low a bar.

You’re rarely ever right so it definitely will take a lot of getting used to if you’re able to make this into a regular thing. But believe me shoes on and I can still keep attention on me. Its in the confidence, they’re a conversation starter where I bring up the awful friend I have who forced me to wear them. My grandma raised me and I was lucky enough to hide all the sweaters she had me in, but best believe I set the bar for cute in those.

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fermataheart​:

Whoever decided those were fashionable deserves to be burned at the stake. While we’re on the subject, though—I know it’s been said a million times but I feel like people truly do not take it seriously enough: crocs. Look, I get it, they’re comfortable… which is especially useful in the medical field, mister doctor, but still. Fugly as hell. You put those one, you turn into a dad, and not the hot kind. 

Excuse me, but toss me a pair of crocs and I can promise you I’ll be the hottest dad at ALL the PTA meetings! They’re comfy as hell... I don’t own a pair but I definitely resent you thinking that I couldn’t pull them off. I’d take that challenge easy. Now I would give my last dollar to see Mr Musicman in sequins AND OR a knitted sweater.

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detectivedreameater​:

I’d love to share with I’m good with favors You shouldn’t make promises around here. Especially ones you can’t keep.

Any promises I make with you

I’ll be sure to make sure I’ll hold myself to them. So long as you hold yours to me

[doc-maverixk]

If your character were in a game of dead by daylight, what would their play style be?

Honestly would absolutely put others before himself, would complain the entire time about saving everybody else's ass. Even if he had a clear way out, he'd grab you off that hook and hop to dear god he could survive afterwards.

[doc-maverixk]

Well the next big event we have remind me to get an optical illusion suit from you. That way people will have an excuse to talk about me me. Well something other than my devilishly good looks, vivacious charms and biting sarcasm.

Speaking of I definitely need an excuse to dress up. A formal attire event would be to die for, and I’m sure you’d be booked solid by everyone’s fairy godmother for this Cinderella story.

doc-maverixk​:

Well the whole debacle is that water isn’t wet because only when you add something dry does it become wet. Thus the argument. But if you really want something to rile people up. Look up the blue or white dress. The amount of people involved in that was legendary!

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Oh goodness, that is already far too complicated for me. So water makes things wet but it’s not wet itself? The Internet astounds me.

[user takes a moment to briefly look up the dress debacle]

Oh my goodness, I think I have heard about this. I might have even fixed a dress like that at some point, and that one was neither white or blue. But that’s amazing and makes for such a spectacular optical illusion.

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Oh wow well that certainly explains a lot. Well I will say that Marie love of the classics stems from the agonizing hours that I had to spend learning Latin. I doesn’t so you can tell I really didn’t enjoy translating the odyssey into English and then back in to Latin using proper conjugations.

If not for the fact that I needed to know proper medical term I would not have been caught dead anywhere near to those classes. Give me science and math any day of the week and I will gladly take molecular biology.

doc-maverixk​:

Well i’m sure some people would disagree with you. The classics save lives on an emotional level. What’s that one philosophical choice about the train? It really changed my life in making sure I’m never within 100ft of an oncoming train with the guy who created the saw movies.

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A doctor and you can’t even tell the difference between classic literature and the actual classics. Incredible. No wonder our death rate is what it is Ha, I don’t know about that– I teach the classics in the sense that I’m a professor of antiquity. Ancient Greek and Roman history, philosophy, and political thought. They’re not exactly the most emotionally charged works. Ah, that would be the trolley problem, which is more of a ethics thought experiment and about two thousand years too late for anything I deal with. You know, I can’t blame you there! I’ve never seen those movies, but I’ve heard they’re quite boring grotesque.