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this really does live rent free in my head
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when i was 12 and new to tumblr i didn't know what bisexual meant and i thought it was like you had split personalities and one was gay and one was straight so i asked someone i was kind of friends with "who are you today?" and when they went ??? i said "are you the gay one or the straight one today" and they blocked me
Bi people when their gay side takes over
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jerking off makes it sound like such a mean thing. hey im gonna grouch off. why is there so much hate in this world
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just jerked off. was nobody going to tell me about that last part with the goop? you guys are freaks for real
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I love when I'm on the wikipedia page for a species and it says "least concern". one less thing to worry about 👍
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If a post doesn't apply to you it means the person who made it is excluding you on purpose. If someone makes a broad generalization in a tumblr post it means they know about your individual experiences and they're ignoring you deliberately because they hate you and want to make you mad. So if you see a post that doesn't factor in your personal perspective you should make sure to leave a comment of at least three paragraphs to make sure the op knows how deeply they have hurt you and how serious the matter truly is
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You’re my present this year.
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former governor of new jersey chris christie trolling for thick bitches in the middle of fucking nowhere paldea
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I can't be the first to make this connection
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i firmly hold that it's my duty as a reader to believe it when an author tells me at the beginning of the series that the dragons are gone forever and never coming back. but god it's a struggle sometimes.
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why is no one talking about the lush bamboo forests of suburban new jersey ?
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