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look at his perverse and unnatural undulations. not something meant to be put on this earth. you already know how i feel.
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Blue Gnome Gardening - Team Fortress 2 (2007) on the map Sandcastle (2023)
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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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In case you guys were wondering what my Instagram reels looks like. I almost typed “my auto parts” btw
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