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vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car

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they should have let Scar be part of the big villain team up in the kingdom hearts series though, like they’re all at the meeting and Jafar wants to know why a regular lion is there and Maleficent’s like “oh, he’s a fascist”

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If this resonates with you at all PLEASE, for your benefit, go read this tweet thread on “fawning”

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blessed rescue

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https://twitter.com/Jahmensky/status/1145625867420348416

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when the Dancer picks you as their partner for seemingly no reason moodboard

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This is where 2% milk comes from

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He is an angy boy

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You don’t ask the author *permission* to read homoerotic subtext in their work you namby pamby little babies, you have to grip onto that shit like a kudzu vine consuming an abandoned house and never let go. What are you, five? Grow up.

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HAPPY

PRIDE

MONTH

You are all

Valid

And deserve

Love

Kindness

Acceptance

Thank you

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what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

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this is now a sacred image. may it remind us all of the buffoonery of UK parliament.

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cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them