doctor-roman
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Mike. He/Him. 32.Formerly odric-master-swagtician.Resident Jalter simp.Blog header by @shokansenn on Twitter.
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Jalter: “I don’t care how much HP the challenge quest boss has, I am not letting them live!”
#fate#JALT#was really surprised that I was able to do this my third attempt#got the right cards at the time
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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?
this websites hate mail game is ruthless
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alright I got 90 sq from all these damn interludes and the mothman painting I bought near the mothman statue. time to see if I can summon this guy.
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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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having followers is so funny. gaze upon my posts boy
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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse
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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them
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in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience
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