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noelle finds slenderman

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"Maybe it’s because our political discourse swings between deranged and abhorrent on a daily basis and we would like to combat our feelings of powerlessness by insisting on moral simplicity in the stories we tell and receive. Or maybe it’s because many of the transgressions that flew under the radar in previous generations — acts of misogyny, racism and homophobia; abuses of power both macro and micro — are now being called out directly. We’re so intoxicated by openly naming these ills that we have begun operating under the misconception that to acknowledge each other’s complexity, in our communities as well as in our art, is to condone each other’s cruelties."

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Idk why but instead of pain, all I can see on that croissant is a panda 💀

I thought it looked like my dog tbh 😭

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It's been over a decade since the age of the Advice Animal and I felt like people needed to be reminded of where they started and how the original Advice Dog is still really funny, since the "advice" was, well... just look at it.

And my favorite I still use.

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oh shit

Seto Kaiba changing his father's business from an arms manufacturer to a games company is, in hindsight, one of the most heroic and noble actions of the entire franchise. Like bruh one weapons company can start entire wars just for a profit, millions of people were probably spared thanks to him.

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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Old stuff

p4

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If we kill final boy, whose final girl gonna rescue???

if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule