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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

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i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

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You seemed a Strange and Lovely Creature

(A Snowflake Moray and her Astronaut)

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if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

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play that hurdy gurdy white boy

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why are people so pissy about canada geese. ohhh you got hissed at by a bird. who give a shit

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The anime adaptation of Tallahasse (The Mountain Goats) looks like shit

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I try to microwave Mickey Mouse to make a statement on corporate greed but I accidentally grabbed the Kingdom Hearts version of him out of my unethically small Cage of Mickeys and now he's flipping around dodging the beams like Yoda fucked an ant

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i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

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The thing about the Moray Eel that makes it so charming is that its a kind of large wet sock puppet, but instead of a hand inside of there its full of eel. It's one of nature's greatest triumphs, to have evolved a fully autonomous muppet, and when I look at one I am immediately filled with much of that same joy as when I was a young boy seeing Kermit. They even meet the expectation of forming little ensembles, whole bouquets of little sockbeasts poking out of a hole together with their mouths agape, delightful! It is challenging to even imagine a better animal, a wasted effort in fact when I could spend that same time thinking about the Moray Eel which very much already exists.

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“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk

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Hey, I've been playing ttrpgs for a while and I'm kind of... not getting it? Like, I haven't learned any spells yet. In-game, sure, but nothing in real life? I've tried a few sacrificial rites on my own but I had to kind of wing it, I couldn't find any guides in any manuals. Am I playing the wrong games? What game would you recommend for commuting with The Dark Lord?

Sorry this is probably not the response you were looking for but since you misspelled "communing" as "commuting" I'm going to focus on that. Lmao this mfer taking the bus with Satan.

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