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Technicalities.

I’ll see you then.

She’s kinda in another country? Or in LA illegally again.. which is a thing..

See you in five.

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...sorry. It’s just... I think being stuck here killing butterflies day in and day out is starting to get to me.

Alright, alright. Touchy now, aren’t we?

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Just making sure I got your story straight.

“…—Yes?”

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Maybe after this shit storm’s over with we can all meet up and get drinks.

After you, bartender.

You’d be her kinda girl too. I’m sure.

Tavern then?

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Your sister is my kinda girl.

Let’s do it.

Well, I really have no clue but my sister always said if there was something tequila shots couldn’t fixed that we’d be fucked, so… shots it is.

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And I’m sure you learned. I learned from mine. End of story.

Oh yeah, of course I have. More times than I care to count, really.

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And then you tripped?

"Well at first it was only one, then more. A lot more."

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Dios mío, that sounds amazing right now.

Is that even possible in this game?

We could just drink until we black out.

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Whenever you're ready to seek out your revenge, sign me up.

Those butterflies deserve everything that's coming to them.

I swear if I get attacked by one more butterfly before I have the chance to heal, I’m going to level up just so that I can take all of those suckers out. 

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Sure sounded like it. 

C'mon. You've never made a stupid stubborn mistake before?

Hey, hey, hey. I wasn’t saying you’re an idiot by any means. Nor that you couldn’t take care of yourself.

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Yeah, me too.

Have anything else in mind that we could do? Think they put cards in the game?

I’m bored.

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Look, I'm not an idiot. I know how to take care of myself.

I’m not saying that you are.

I was just making sure, that’s all.

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That's the plan. 

Any secondary skills for you? 

Okay, okay, maybe that was a little bit of a reach; but, y’know, I digress. Nice to meetcha. You planning on going into alchemy, too, or are you just a herbalist?

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Until we've learned our lesson. Or until we get bored. Whichever comes first.

Yeah. Yeah we can.

For how long?

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I was gathering bark, not on my last bit of health and refusing to back out of a fight.

You really think I'd be stupid enough to die over some bark?

We all have stubborn moments. I can totally sympathize with that. Just… don’t let it get ya killed eventually.

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Yeah, that's... that's interesting.

But it was a hoard? You didn't just see one and trip, right?

"Some butterflies pushed me down a hill… That sounds even more pathetic when I say it out loud."

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Fuck off.

Um yeah! Isn’t that, like, one of the Spice Girls? I think my mom listens to you guys.