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My wife told me today what I heard a lot in middle school and highschool and honestly I don't know what to do anymore. Would anyone truly be okay with just me....

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I feel like I'm just trapped in this insane cycle and cannot get out. I honestly don't know what to do anymore.

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What am I supposed to do when I feel trapped. Just completely locked in. I can't escape this and I won't be happy either way.

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Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

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it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?

who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man

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i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

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Dapper af. (via rubyymaee)

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You ever just feel like everything is crashing in around you.

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Very sexy of her to do this. The gays appreciate her work 🥰

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Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

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Jumping on a ship that’s going over large waves. Source

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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

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so

we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste

i got all of this for €4 from starbucks

bless

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i am begging my american followers to learn about tax brackets