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I need a woman to be disappointed in me

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me n my wife are magical girls who fight crime except I don't have a wife and I just pick fights with people on the street

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I want a wife so I can ruin her day with corny jokes it's all I want

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missed gintama so much just had to make sure it was still my fav :,3

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Be wary. I have strewn various traps around this post

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im suuuuuper tired. i think ill stay up for another 5-24 hours

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just realized I accidentally ghosted like 3 people on bumble because I forgot. I've lived long enough to become the villian.

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cat yapping 🐈

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Everytime I see a cop dog I get sad. That dog should be at the club.

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i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation

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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

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they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

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every porn ad is always 'hot milfs in your area', 'big boob woman in your city', etc etc, and never 'intelligent minds’ or ‘hot souls in your zone'

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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul