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Really respect the rolling stones readers in 1986 who voted for Bruce Springsteen both for sexiest male rock star and worst dressed male rock star. Like that man is hot but, my god, he cannot dress himself.

Rolling stones readers really said he can get it but what he should get is a stylist.

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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there is no unlived life or alternative reality where everything went right…. there is only here and now what are you going to do with it

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But I’m a Cheerleader (Jamie Babbit, 1999)

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my new Destiel theory: Dean couldn't say I love you not because of his own denial of the fact but because Chuck refused to write it like Chuck's weird psycho-sexual obsession with Dean made him so twisted that rather than allow his character to follow a natural arc that the character itself wanted to follow (see s8 rewrite of "I love you" into "I need you"), he just kept dodging it through increasingly ridiculous and pathetic ploys. he couldn't bear to watch Dean choose free will (Cas) over his heavenly ordained plan, so he just kept fucking with their relationship (see every divorce/widower arc, and all the other will they/won't they shit). really puts Cas's "What's real? We are." into context. like they are, in fact, the only real thing, despite Chuck's attempts to dismantle their relationship.

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quiet ride

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dude the abyss is totally gazing back at you. she obviously wants you. go over there and talk to her! get her number

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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

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dean smith from 4x17 “it’s a terrible life” and receptionist castiel from the supernatural ghostbusters parody are happily married

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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

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Neil Gaiman is about to get soooo many asks in his box re: WHY WHYYYY NEIL WHY DID YOU DOOOO THAT TO THE BOYSSS

and he will tell people over and over again he did not create this show, show run this show, write this show. And like look he WOULD but in this case he DIDNT

He didn’t create Crystal, Cat King, Jenny, Niko, Esther …. He didn’t originate Queer Edwin in comics.

He didn’t hurt you.

Go to Steve Yockey.

…. But also don’t. We know Steve will make them happy with more story to tell give him time

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fuck a “casual relationship”

i want mutual violent obsession ONLY

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i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS MISHA FUCKING COLLINS LOOKING AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Please don’t look at me like that you two

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There's literally nothing funnier than Sam Winchester's face every time Dean and Cas act like an old bickering married couple

It's the range for me 😭😭

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before