doctrpepper
doctrpepper
More like.......Dr. Never.......amirite boys
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doctrpepper · 9 hours ago
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who alse rember it
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doctrpepper · 11 hours ago
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Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”
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doctrpepper · 11 hours ago
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people complain about the top shortage but the REAL problem is that no one fw tops who can't host...we need a paradigm shift. bottoms need to start making money and acquiring a trophy top to keep on retainer *realizes this is really close to knighthood and i get so horny that my kneecaps explode* oughh
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doctrpepper · 11 hours ago
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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
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doctrpepper · 11 hours ago
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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it
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doctrpepper · 13 hours ago
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doctrpepper · 13 hours ago
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happy pride to the boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that mr the killers had in February of last year
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doctrpepper · 1 day ago
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objectively the funniest moral panic to come from conservatives is "alternative energy is bad because birds might fly into the wind turbines". birds, which notoriously have no other man-made obstacles, such as the window
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doctrpepper · 1 day ago
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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem
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doctrpepper · 1 day ago
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im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit
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doctrpepper · 2 days ago
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doctrpepper · 2 days ago
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doctrpepper · 2 days ago
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absolutely love it when people are like why do you like this fictional character so much look at all their bad qualities. my brothersister in christ their bad qualities are why i like them
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doctrpepper · 2 days ago
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
Fishies to make it all hurt less
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doctrpepper · 2 days ago
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fascinating population i just discovered: europeans (who generally think americans are backwards savages fot not having free healthcare) who get unreasonably condescensing and abrasive against americans who feel "entitled" to free water at restaurants.
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like yeah as people pointed out, you can bring water or find water fountains. and tap water is free on request, but like, that's the norm for us. take the L ok, we're actually right here. free water should be the default.
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doctrpepper · 2 days ago
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.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.
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doctrpepper · 2 days ago
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fun fact about languages: a linguist who was studying aboriginal languages of Australia finally managed to track down a native speaker of the Mbabaram language in the 60s for his research. they talked a bit and he started by asking for the Mbabaram word for basic nouns. They went back and forth before he asked for the word for “dog” The man replied “dog” They had a bit of a “who’s on first” moment before realizing that, by complete coincidence,  Mbabaram and English both have the exact same word for dog.
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