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Finally got this thing mounted! I’m so happy with how it looks! 🍊🍊🍊
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Throughout all of history, mankind has never created a more precise measuring tool than the infallible "eyeballin' it."
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slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect
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Comenius University Botanical Garden, Bratislava
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the caramel is the mars bar's blood. and the nougat is its cartilage.
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oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least
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