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dodekakophonie · 11 hours
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Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
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On god the funniest possible response to this post
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dodekakophonie · 12 hours
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t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....
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dodekakophonie · 13 hours
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Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997
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dodekakophonie · 13 hours
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me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?
me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.
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dodekakophonie · 13 hours
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Well you should’ve named yourself something else then
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dodekakophonie · 13 hours
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people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem
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dodekakophonie · 2 days
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We need to bring back the athletics body type post
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dodekakophonie · 2 days
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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TWILIGHT (2008) THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | “Öga for Öga” (2020)
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Happy 21st of September!
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dodekakophonie · 4 days
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when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.
I get it now.
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